ALF
About This Episode
Before binge-watching and streaming took over, one wisecracking alien from the planet Melmac became a television sensation. In this Backtrack, we’re looking back at ALF, the hit 1980s sitcom that brought an unexpected extraterrestrial into the Tanner family’s home—and into living rooms around the world. We’ll revisit the laughs, the characters, and the memories that made ALF a pop-culture icon.
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Show Notes
- And Oral History of ALF » www.mentalfloss.com/article/86458/out-world-oral-history-alf
- What Was ALF? » www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/what-was-alf-the-adorable-fuzzy-alien-explained
- 18 Surprising Facts » www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/alf-18-surprising-behind-scenes-135813113.html
- Hard work and very grim’: Dark side of hit family alien sitcom ALF » www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/hard-work-and-very-grim-dark-side-of-hit-family-alien-sitcom-alf/N4CFJQEDUME246FQNLCIWTZFJY/
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Transcript
| Speaker | Transcript |
| Jon | Welcome back, Gen X Grown Up Podcast listeners to this backtrack edition of the Gen X Grown Up Podcast. |
| Mo | Hey, it |
| Jon | I am John. Joining me as always, of course, my buddy Moe. Hey, Moe. |
| Mo | hey how’s it going |
| Jon | Good. You know, it’s not a show without George. Hey, George. |
| George | Hey, how’s it going, everybody? |
| Jon | You know, before binge… |
| Jon | You know, before binge watching and streaming took over, one wisecracking alien from the planet Melmac became a television sensation. In this backtrack, we’re looking back at ALF, the hit 1980s sitcom that brought an unexpected extraterrestrial into the Tanner family’s home and into living rooms around the world. |
| Jon | We’ll revisit the laughs, the characters, and the memories that made ALF a pop culture icon. And it definitely is a pop culture icon and not all of us remember it equally. |
| Jon | you know sometimes we have one of these topics where somebody saw it a lot or somebody saw it a little. We’ll talk about that in a second, but we are going to deliver. We promise on a retrospective on ALF. Thanks a large part for a buddy, George, who did the majority of the digging for this episode, doing some research. |
| Mo | Oh yeah. |
| Jon | So thank you on that, George. Before we get into that, it’s time for some fourth listener email. our first Our fourth listener this time around is Robert S., who watched the Short Circuit backtrack over on YouTube just a couple weeks ago. |
| Mo | Oh. Wow, that’s recent. Yeah. |
| Jon | Yeah, very recent. Here’s what Robert says. Short Circuit is what I call a two and a half star classic. |
| Mo | yeah Okay. Yeah. Yeah. yeah |
| Jon | Yeah, right ah right away we get it. He goes on to a describe it. I got it right away too. A film that is not great and arguably completely forgettable, yet has some virtues you can appreciate for what they are. |
| Jon | that That sounds like Short Circuit. It does. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| Jon | He says, my all-time favorite two-and-a-half-star classic is Paul Blart Mall Cop. |
| Jon | A film with a lame and predictable script with thinly drawn characters, yet some very likable acting that makes it perfect and that makes it a perfect film to play in the background on Thanksgiving that you can tune in and tune out at will without really missing anything important. |
| Jon | Says there isn’t really anything important happening. |
| George | Yeah. |
| Jon | I feel like I saw Paul Blart once. Yeah, maybe. i don’t think I’ve seen it again, but yeah, two and a half stars about right, as I remember. |
| George | that That feels like a theme that I could put on like a YouTube movie channel, like have, you know, review current movies and everything, but then just have a whole segment. |
| Mo | Mm-hmm. |
| George | It’s called like background movies, movies that are just on in the background that you don’t care about. |
| Mo | yeah |
| Jon | Yep. Yep. |
| George | and You just look at once in a while. |
| Jon | Yeah. You know, we have a common friend, the three of us, our friend Kevin, who we played cards with quite a bit. ah George, you and I knew him in the Star Trek Club even before that. |
| George | Mm-hmm. Ah. |
| Jon | He calls those ironing movies. They’re great when you’re ironing clothes because I have to look at the clothes. |
| George | ah |
| Jon | i don’t have to look at the movie. and I could just poke my head around the corner to see a scene I want to see and get right back to ironing clothes. So he calls those ironing movies. ah Robert, I like the two and a half star classic. That’s good. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| Jon | Robert wraps it up by saying, in any case, credit to you guys for making a review of a two and a half star classic from the 80s. So enjoyable. Thank you, Robert. |
| Mo | Cool. |
| Jon | We’re glad you enjoyed that one. And we we said early on, it didn’t have a lot of depth and it had stuff that wasn’t perfect about it, but… It’s iconic, and I think that goes for ALF, too. That we’re about to talk about a lot of ways. so Hey, fourth listener, if you’d like your email featured here on the show, it’s drop dead easy. All you have to do is hit us up at podcast at genxgrownup.com. We read every email that comes our way, and most of them eventually make the show. |
| Jon | All right. With that good business in the rearview mirror, it’s time to jump into this backtrack all about ALF, the alien life form, right after this quick break. |
| Jon | On September 1986, nearly years ago now. |
| Mo | Oh, geez. |
| Jon | ALF premiered on on television and it permeated. It’s not an overstatement to say it permeated pop culture. You saw it on T-shirts and mugs and dolls and everything. And I know that all my friends were talking about it. I watched it a lot when I was a kid. ah But before we get into talking about the history of this show and its origin, whenever we’d cover a topic like this, I kind of alluded to the beginning. |
| Jon | I want to do a little round table to find out what are our individual familiarities with this series. And i I think I want to start with you, Mo, because I think you’ve already spilled the beans that yours is a little light. |
| Mo | Okay. |
| Mo | Oh, extremely, extremely. |
| Jon | Okay. |
| Mo | This came out my freshman year in college. And for some reason, I think this was running opposite of show I watched. |
| Jon | Hmm. |
| Mo | You know, like it’s like back in the you couldn’t watch both, you know. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | Right. |
| Jon | Kiss of death. |
| Mo | And for some reason, I think this was like the show I was watching someone ABC or something else that this. But I mean, I remember hearing about me. You could not hear about this show. You couldn’t not know something about it just because it was everywhere. |
| Mo | TV commercials. I mean, it was literally everywhere. um Super popular show. But yeah, that’s about it. Like said, I think I’ve seen like three episodes in my life. |
| Jon | Wow. Okay. Recently or historically? |
| Mo | Yeah, right for for here, I can make sure I went back and watched them. |
| Jon | Oh, for this, for this or this episode. Okay. George, how about you? |
| George | Yeah. I mean, I’m pretty familiar with the show. I watched it pretty regularly when it was on during its initial run. It got syndication really quickly as well. So it was on quite a bit around the air. |
| Jon | Hmm. |
| George | It was one of those shows that was designed for merchandising. I mean, ALF was on every lunchbox and poster and all kinds of little ALF dolls running around both the puppet variety and non-puppet variety. |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. |
| Mo | Hehehehe. |
| George | It It was one of those shows that is quintessential 80s sitcom. like this |
| Jon | Oh, yeah. |
| George | You’d have no problem seeing this right up next to the Cosby show or Growing Pains or Family Ties or any of those. |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. |
| George | Although those shows had their more weightier subject matter and much better acting. This was definitely the lower end of the 80s sitcoms as far as I’m concerned, but it had a little bit of a hook that lasted for a little bit of time. |
| Jon | Hmm. Okay. |
| Mo | sense. |
| Jon | Well, I won’t have you bad mouth in a puppet show, but you are right that it wasn’t the best in terms of, of scripts and acting. It had a great concept. |
| Jon | Look, it has an alien and he’s a puppet. And that made for sure. I was going to be watching it. And, but I think I probably, probably watched it religiously as a kid the first season or two. And then for whatever reason, I don’t remember. It wasn’t until maybe a decade ago that I learned, and we’ll talk about this later, the way it ended, ah which again, we’ll talk about that. We have discussions about this. I was unaware because apparently I didn’t care. I didn’t keep watching the series. I didn’t care how it ended. I wasn’t paying that close of attention. And I wasn’t like a super fan. I didn’t have the lunchbox. I didn’t have the doll. |
| Jon | But I certainly recognized him everywhere and I enjoyed watching the show when I did see it. So, yeah. So, Mo, we’ll we’ll help you keep up as best we can. |
| Jon | But I mentioned George Duggan and got a lot of backstory on the origin of this series. |
| George | Mm-hmm. |
| Jon | So don’t you jump in and start telling us about some of the stuff you learned? |
| George | Yeah, well, first of all, like we said, ran for four seasons and 97 episodes. So, John, it’s no wonder that you would have started watching it, but maybe not gone all the way through, because you would have started watching it as a sophomore junior in high school, and then by the time it ended, you would have been sophomore or so in college. |
| Jon | Aging out, yeah. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| George | Not really in your wheelhouse of things that you might have been enjoying at that point. |
| Jon | Sure. |
| Jon | It’s fair. |
| George | But let’s give the description the synopsis anyway. So, Gordon Shumway… but ah is an alien from the planet Melmac who follows an amateur radio signal to Earth and crash lands into the garage of the Tanners, a suburban middle-class family who live in the San Fernando Valley area of California. Now, they don’t really allude to a lot of that in the first episode. And by that, I mean where they’re at, the San Fernando Valley of California. |
| George | the The father of the family of the Tanners, like he’s a little ambiguous in the first part of the first season. Like you’re not really sure what his job is. It’s definitely tech related. |
| George | And he’s definitely a nerd character because there’s episodes where, uh, like the, the whole ham radio thing that, um, Al follows to get to his house. |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. Willie! |
| Mo | Thank you. |
| George | And, the, and there’s like another scene where he’s like, He’s looking through microscopes and he’s making charts for his family. All this weird nerdy kind of stuff. |
| George | He’s not like the baseball sit on the couch and drink a beer type of father. |
| Jon | Yep. |
| Jon | Yep. |
| George | um |
| Jon | Yep. |
| George | He’s got a wife who is very studious and takes care of the family household and everything. It’s a very Ozzie and Harriet kind of setup. They’ve got the the teenage daughter who just wants to talk on the phone to her boyfriend. |
| George | And they’ve got the young boy who instantly bonds with Alf and |
| Jon | if |
| George | and eats it’s not deep. Like we talked about it with other things, right? Like he was talking about with Short Circuit. This is something you could just listen to and not pay close attention to and you’ll still get 99% the episode. Mm-hmm. |
| Jon | Yeah. Well, I think the fact that Willie is the dad is kind of a nerd. If he was a hoorah jock kind of guy, he would have been just as likely to call the authorities as as as consider the options. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| Jon | And do we take care of this alien that just dropped in? So I think making him a nerd is the only reason this series was able to continue because otherwise the dad would have been protective of his family and not considering that these aliens might might be benevolent or not out to hurt somebody. |
| George | Yeah, I mean, and there’s some there’s some weird stuff. We can talk about that later. |
| Jon | Yes. |
| George | um Like, the whole thing that when I went back and rewatched most of season one, I remembered, I watched the episode one, and it dawned on me that today’s modern audience would be screening bloody murder because at no point do they ever figure out why the alien speaks English. |
| Jon | Yes. Yeah. Right. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | Like he just is talking and they’re just, they’re like, oh, he can talk. |
| Jon | yeah right |
| George | And then the kids are instantly in conversations with him and he knows all earth’s colloquialisms and jokes and everything. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| Jon | yeah |
| George | It’s just, there’s no explanation of that. And that’s the way, that’s what I mean by the show is not very deep. Like it’s super surface top layer kind of stuff. It comes to you to us from a producer named Bernie Brillstein or Steen. |
| George | I’m not really, I never know how to pronounce that. |
| Mo | she she |
| Jon | Yeah, they’re both working. |
| George | that part of a name. Uh, but he was, somebody asked him to go take a look at another puppeteer guy who ended up being a producer on the show, Paul Fusco. Now Paul Fusco, he’s actually the man who puppets and voices out throughout the entire run of the show. |
| Jon | That’s crazy. |
| George | Plus some other stuff that we’re going talk about later. um But Bernie, he just wasn’t really interested at the beginning because he had worked and managed Jim Henson, the man of all puppeteers. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| George | And he was like, who the hell is this, you know, Jim Henson wannabe? I don’t want anything to do with it. But when he took a look at the performance, he won Brillstein over. And that’s when he thought the character could be hilarious and strong enough to be the focus of a series. |
| George | I disagree, but that was how the show got started. |
| Jon | um |
| Jon | Alf is pretty acerbic, like all the time. He’s always cracking up at the expense of other people and making jokes and his own priorities. |
| George | e |
| George | Yes. |
| Jon | But I want to say the coolest thing I learned in preparation for this podcast was the fact that Paul Fusco created the character, the concept for the show, was the puppeteer and was the voice. |
| George | Yeah. |
| Jon | The guy wrote his own ticket and somebody punched it and said, go ahead and make this thing. |
| Mo | Yeah. For four seasons. Yeah. |
| George | Yeah, I mean, you know, it’s not unlike when a comedian gets tapped to do a show, right? |
| Jon | Are you kidding me? |
| George | Like Tim Allen, you know, gets his show or Cosby got his show. |
| Mo | Yeah, it’s true. |
| George | It’s a very similar process, just from a completely left field. Nobody expects a puppeteer to get… |
| Jon | Yeah, but a puppet show. Right. |
| George | Right, exactly. |
| Jon | Okay. Yep. |
| George | um So Fusco co-produced the series with another guy named Tom Patchett, who also helped him co-create the show from that point forward, wrote and directed a lot of the episodes in the series. |
| Jon | and clave yep |
| George | So he was also a showrunner for it. |
| Mo | Jeez. Ooh. |
| George | Those three guys were pretty much the driving force. What was interesting was that Fusco was really secretive about the character up until the series premiere. |
| George | Like he didn’t even want people to see it um It was ah during the show’s production. |
| Jon | I like that. |
| George | He refused to acknowledge that the puppet Alf was anything other than an alien. um He wouldn’t like give him any details or the description or anything like that. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | Everybody involved with the production were cautioned not to reveal any of Alf’s production secrets. So in other words, it was like you got that Star Wars script and you had to sign your life away if you leaked it on the internet nowadays. |
| Jon | ah huh Yeah. Color coded. |
| George | Yeah. |
| Jon | Yep. |
| George | it’s that same kind of feeling all around a damn alien puppet that nobody had seen or cared about, but he was very, he was like very protective of this thing. |
| Mo | I guess I’m trying to figure what he was worried about. I mean, it’s like that, you know, nobody would tune in if they knew what he looked like or. |
| George | Well, I mean, you know, maybe he was, I don’t know. |
| Mo | i don’t know. It seems weird. |
| George | When did Jedi come out? Did Jedi come out before after this, before this, right? |
| Mo | Oh, yeah. Way before. |
| Jon | It was like 84, 85. |
| George | Jedi, this is 86. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| Mo | Yeah, yeah. |
| George | Yeah, so maybe he was like, he didn’t want to get people comparing it to Jedi and the Ewoks. |
| Jon | eighty three |
| George | I have no idea, but… |
| Mo | OK. Huh. |
| Jon | Now, it kind of reminds me like a little bit of the Blair Witch thing. |
| Mo | ah |
| Jon | Like, maybe if we don’t tell them much about it, they’ll think it’s real. Even though they know it’s just a movie, maybe they’ll think these people really did disappear in the woods. Did they think that maybe if we didn’t tell them about the puppetry and the how the set was constructed and everything, they would think they they had an actual alien? |
| Mo | We suspend belief in… |
| George | I don’t know. |
| Jon | I mean, I i think that would have made the news before it made a sitcom, honestly, right? |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| George | You know, maybe he was trying to use a secretive thing to drum up publicity. Sometimes, you know, the less you reveal makes people more interested in a thing. |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. That’s not wrong. |
| George | But you mentioned the set, and I did want to touch on that for just a second. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| Mo | yeah |
| George | The set was built on a platform that was four feet above the ground in the studio with trap doors constructed at a whole bunch of different points on the different rooms and stuff like that. |
| Jon | I love that. Yeah. |
| Mo | That’s neat. |
| George | So Alf could appear almost anywhere, and Fusco would operate him |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | from beneath the stage so that the unoccupied holes throughout the floor were deep and treacherous. People fell in them. |
| Jon | da |
| George | They got injured. |
| Mo | Oh my God. |
| George | It was like the worst way to do it, but I guess the only way they wanted to. i’m not If I had been an actor, can you imagine today’s actors on that set? |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| Mo | oh no. |
| George | No. Mm-mm. |
| Jon | Yeah. I read several things about how the humans involved in this show. Okay. Maybe they’re all humans. I mean, Alpha’s an alien. You know what I mean? The human actors, we’ll say. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| George | Right. |
| Jon | Those humans, they had a lot of ill will toward this series. |
| George | Mm-hmm. |
| Jon | A lot. One was that Fusco was a perfectionist about things. |
| George | Yeah. |
| Jon | And he, he, oh I was going to go that far because i didn’t know the man, but whatever everyone to do. |
| George | He was kind of a dick. |
| Mo | He sounds like he was a dick. I don’t know. |
| Jon | That combined with the complexity of the set and the production with everything built up 30 minute episodes. And by the way, they’re like 22 minute episodes, right? Well, all the commercials could take from 20 to 25 hours to shoot. |
| George | Yeah. Right. |
| Mo | Yeah, yeah. |
| Mo | Oh my God. |
| George | An hour per minute. |
| Jon | So like you sign up for a sitcom and you expect a certain working schedule. |
| Mo | Oh my God. Right. |
| George | Mm hmm. |
| Jon | And now you’re like, wait a minute. Long days, long nights, just one of the many things. And that set was one of them because you had, you couldn’t just run around the set. You had to watch out for these trap doors and stuff. |
| George | Right. And this was back in the day of 22 to 24 episodes per season, not the eight to 10 that we have in streaming services these days. |
| Jon | Yeah. i |
| Jon | Yeah, that’s right. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| Jon | That’s right. |
| George | So yeah, it was a commitment, not just in time, but also in aggravation for those people. |
| Jon | Yep. |
| Jon | yeah |
| George | Um, |
| Mo | Jeez. |
| George | But as protective as he wasn’t of the humans on set, he was very protective of that damn ah puppet. |
| Mo | ah |
| George | So to avoid wear and tear on the principal ALF puppet, the performers had to rehearse with a crude early version of ALF nicknamed Ralph for rehearsal alien life form. |
| Jon | what |
| George | Like, he wouldn’t have let him rehearse with a regular puppet. No, no, no, no. We got to get the backup that’s, you know, just some taped together spaghetti wire and some fur glued on or some shit. |
| Jon | Stunt cock. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| George | Ha ha ha ha |
| Jon | ah |
| Mo | Why does this sound like? I’m just just going by what you’ve just told me here is I. i He sounds like he’s kind of an asshole. |
| George | Yeah. |
| Jon | Well, the puppet and the guy. |
| George | I mean, if you, if you watch the show, I know you watched a couple of episodes. |
| Mo | OK. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| George | I think the humor that the alien was delivering was a very tamed down version of what Fusco’s personality was. |
| Mo | Of this guy. Okay. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | So yeah. |
| Jon | Yeah. Self-important, ah acerbic, as I said, these are all things I would attribute to Alf, the character, or sorry, Gordon. |
| Mo | Yes. |
| George | e he |
| Mo | Mm-hmm. |
| George | Right. |
| Jon | My apologies, Mr. Shumway. |
| George | Yes. Right. |
| Jon | To the character. But the more I read, the more, you’re right, I get the feeling that was the man who’s just running a puppet of his own personality. |
| Mo | Yeah, he was just being himself. |
| George | Yep. |
| Jon | Yep. |
| George | Now, it wasn’t always a puppet. There were some scenes. of Okay, dude. |
| George | Now, it wasn’t always a puppet. Sometimes there were shots of the full alien from foot to head. |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. |
| George | That was actually accomplished by an actor inside a suit. He was two feet, nine inches, 84 centimeters, Michu Mazaros wearing the costume. |
| Mo | Okay. |
| George | You even saw it in the little um like the little segment. like They would have the the cold open, and then it would go into the part you know where they would… do all the little like he’s opening a camera anyway and there was in every episode you would see that actor in that uh so very much like what you would have like with the little people actors that would do r2d2 and other things of the day so i mean i don’t know how much he cared about that person but |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| Mo | Right. |
| Mo | It’s a job. |
| Jon | And they cut between them really well. That was very fascinating for me. They would have, you know, the person in the suit walk in a room and |
| George | mm-hmm |
| Jon | The mouth didn’t move or anything. And then you’d walk up to a person and then cut to a tighter shot of the puppet. And just kind of, you had to, they a good job of, unless you knew, you might not have caught on right away. |
| George | Yeah. |
| Mo | Continuity, yeah. Huh. |
| George | Now, it did score its highest set of ratings during season two. It got up to 10th place in the Nielsen ratings. |
| Mo | Oh, jeez. That’s the highest it got? |
| Jon | Wow. |
| George | That was the high point. |
| Jon | That’s not bad. |
| George | I mean, that’s not horrible for back in the day. I mean, there was something like 35 or 40 shows in the ratings at that point. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. |
| George | Um, but it usually hovered between like 13 and 15 in the scales for the other seasons. Um, The season ending cliffhanger, though, this the one that John kind of alluded to earlier. it was called Consider Me Gone, and it kind of became the unintentional series finale because NBC originally gave the company, the production company called Alien Productions, of course, a verbal commitment for a fifth season, but then they decided against it and withdrew their support. |
| Mo | Ooh. |
| Jon | Yeah. And, and I think it’s worth noting. I went back and watched the finale because I mentioned I’d never watched the finale. I didn’t know. Now I’ve heard stories. It was set up for a great cliffhanger moving in. |
| Jon | It even says to be continued at the end, the people from his planet, |
| George | Right. |
| Mo | It never continues. |
| Jon | send him a message on the ham radio and say, Hey, we bought a new planet. |
| George | right |
| Jon | We’re coming to pick you up. Do you want to go or not? And he has decided, does he want to go or not? He decides to go. And when he’s there for the pickup, the FBI, CIA, secret service, whatever swarm him, his friends in the alien takeoff, |
| Jon | His friends with the UFO take off and they, the it last scene is him standing there full body and all these people in military outfits standing around him. And the family is not involved anymore. it’s like, oh he’s been abducted. |
| Jon | And in fact, throughout the series, they talked about, well, if they, if they catch you, they’re going to do tests on you. They’re goingnna dissect you. |
| Mo | Right. |
| George | Oh, yeah. They’re going to poke you with needles. |
| Jon | They’re gonna do all this stuff. Yes. And so it was super, super serious. We knew what was going to happen to Alf. And then the series ended. |
| Mo | Wow. |
| Jon | you had to assume he died was heartbreaking for anybody still watching something right yeah it’s uh i i went i enjoyed watching it because interestingly i watched the pilot the first four or five episodes then i watched the finale and how the kids grew up because they were those kids were in a prime they a baby at some point in the middle of the series they had a third kid toward the end i did i never knew that because i never saw that deep but |
| George | Yeah. |
| Mo | Or he’s or he said he’s in Area 51 right now. Right. |
| George | Yeah, they had a third child. That’s right. |
| Mo | c |
| Jon | how how horrible must it have been if you were a kid watching at that time and there was never a follow-up to Alf being caught? You got bed sheets, you got a doll, you got… |
| George | Yeah, I think because by the time it got to that point, I was a senior in high school and was not really watching the show regularly. |
| Jon | Right. |
| George | So it wouldn’t matter much to me. But you’re right. Somebody who started out watching the show when they were like eight or nine and then it went off at 12 13. |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. |
| George | Yeah. |
| Jon | Right. |
| George | You’d be pretty pissed. |
| Mo | And so and they never did anything after. |
| George | Well, yeah. |
| Jon | yeah We’ll get to that. |
| Mo | OK, OK. |
| Jon | We’ll get to that. it It took a while. |
| Mo | Okay. |
| Mo | So like we always do with these shows about movies or TV shows, we go into like the cast and crew. And we’ve already talked about the main person, right? |
| George | Right. Right. |
| Mo | Gordon Alf Shumway, performed by Paul Fusco. |
| Jon | but |
| George | right |
| Mo | You know, as he said, we also have what Michu Mazazaris or whatever his name is, as one of the assistants in costume. |
| George | right |
| Jon | Right. He wore the costume. Yep. |
| Mo | And I guess there were assistant puppeteers to Lisa Buckley and Bob Papiano, which I guess i’m not sure what they did as assistant puppeteers. |
| George | I mean, I would imagine that at different points, they probably had to give Fusco a break. He was probably tired because remember you’re under a four foot, you know, little stage. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | You got to be tired. |
| Mo | Oh, you’re like hunched over. |
| George | You get neck cramps and all that kind of stuff. |
| Mo | Sure. |
| George | There’s like, I i read one fact that he operated the puppet left-handed, which may be unusual for a right-handed puppeteer. But I, John knows all about that puppeteering stuff way more than we do, but I’m guessing that’s why he had to have other people. |
| Mo | Sounds like a humble brag. |
| Jon | Yeah. So two things about that. Yeah. Two things about that. My guesses are first, I’m surprised he had assistant puppeteers being the control freak that it sounds like he was. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| George | Right. |
| Jon | But so Alf was a, um they may have a name in puppetry world, but he was, ah he was a Rolf, like Rolf, the dog. Someone’s running his mouth and someone’s running his hands because he has articulated human ish hands in gloves. |
| George | That’s true. |
| Mo | Oh, right, right. |
| Jon | So yeah, |
| George | Yeah. |
| Jon | Fusco doesn’t have three hands. He’s a control freak, but ain’t got three hands. |
| George | Right. |
| Jon | So sometimes you’ll do the mouth in one hand and someone else will just do gestures with the other. So he probably needed assistance to run either the other hand or the hands, depending on, yeah, what you’re doing in the scene. |
| Mo | OK, that makes sense. |
| George | You gotta to be real friendly with somebody for both of you to stand that close together to have hands. |
| Jon | Oh, yeah. |
| Mo | To be like that close. |
| George | and yeah |
| Jon | That’s right. You ain’t wrong. Yep. |
| George | ah Kate Tanner, that was the mother character, was played by Annie Sheedon. ah |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. |
| George | pretty much innocuous typical mother character of a sitcom like you know making sure the household ran smoothly getting on to the kids when they got out of line dealing with her husband whenever he would do something stupid which was quite often in his case |
| Mo | sister |
| Mo | Often. Yeah. |
| George | ah |
| Jon | She was the one that often butted heads the most with Alf. |
| George | she didn’t like alf yeah |
| Mo | yeah |
| Jon | She was having it the least. Like the the the boy we’ll talk about in a second. Loved him. You said he was chumming up to him right away. The daughter loved him. Willie was fascinated by him. The mom, she wasn’t having it. |
| George | Mm-hmm. |
| George | No, she definitely wasn’t. |
| Jon | ah |
| George | Now, Willie, like you said, that’s the father of the family and the one who, it was his signal that drew Alf into their garage, so to speak. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| Mo | Bye. this |
| George | i mean, he was the… |
| Jon | Yep. |
| George | He had a very interesting style of delivery as an actor. I’ll say it that way. it was It was like a stunted line kind of thing, like where he would… |
| George | he would enunciate at the end of a sentence very aggressively as he like moved through it. I’m not sure i ever saw any other actor deliver lines in that way. |
| George | So I can’t really compare him to anybody, but it was the only fascinating thing to me in rewatching the episodes. Like the stories are paper thin. The characters are nothing, but Max Wright’s delivery is Willie Tanner. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| Mo | Yeah. Yeah. |
| George | That was unique. And that one I was able to hang my hat on and help me to watch. I think I watched like 13 or something of the episodes, 14, maybe. |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. |
| George | Yeah. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | um his delivery, I wouldn’t have thought about it when I was a kid back then, but now as an adult, I’d be like, what the hell is he doing? What is that? |
| Jon | like ah Like a whiny stammer almost. |
| George | Yeah. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| Mo | yeah Of all the cast, he’s the only one I recognized in other stuff. Like he was in all that jazz. |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. |
| George | Yeah. |
| Mo | He was, ah he always kind of plays that almost like a, a sad sack sort of hyper stressed person. |
| Jon | Sure. |
| Mo | Like, it seems like that’s his character. Like that’s his, that’s his, his jam that he goes for all the time, but I’ve seen him in a bunch of other movies and he was in the shadow. |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. |
| Mo | Actually, he was in that movie, you know? |
| George | Yeah, that’s right. |
| Jon | That’s right. Mm-hmm. Yeah, 96 |
| Mo | So, so I guess the rest didn’t have amazing careers afterwards. ah |
| George | Yeah. |
| Jon | Well, you you mentioned that Max Wright was, ah he was a celebrated actor. Both he and Anne Sheedon, they were stage and TV actors and they grew very resentful that their characters, and this is their words, were constantly upstaged by a piece of carpet. |
| Mo | Yes. |
| Mo | Established, right? Oh. |
| Mo | ah |
| Jon | Max Wright was particularly vocal about his frustration, noting that all the comedic timing and punchlines were strictly reserved for Alf. Now, I feel bad for him a little, but if you sign up for a TV show about a talking puppet alien, who do you think is getting the punchlines? |
| Mo | Yeah, about… Yeah. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| George | especially when the guy who created the puppet is the producer of the show. |
| Jon | Is the guy, right? |
| George | i mean, |
| Jon | He’s going to give you all the best stuff. You knew what you were signing up for, right? |
| George | yeah |
| Jon | I’m so sorry you’re in a top 10 television series and you don’t get all the best jokes. Somebody’s got to be the straight man. We had a straight family is what we ended up with. And all the jokes were the puppet and they didn’t care for it. |
| Jon | ah Among the other things, they didn’t care about the show. |
| George | No. |
| Jon | So, wah. |
| Mo | Yeah, I wonder if it was more like frustrated at the puppet or the guy. |
| George | as So… |
| Mo | Like, did he annoy him as well? You know, that that’s, you know. |
| Jon | A little bit of everything. |
| George | Hey, the family’s rounded out by Andrea Elson is Lynn Tanner, the prototypical teenage daughter who’s, you know, oh, dad, I knew that was one. So, John, do you remember? |
| George | I think it was like episode two or three, because I know you rewatch it. Mo, you may have seen the episode two because you watched a couple of them. |
| Mo | Mm hmm. |
| George | where they were having the arguments about the phone being used and needing to have like a chart for who get to use the phone when. When I watched that, I was like, there’s no way that storyline can play today because everybody’s got their own damn cell phone. |
| Jon | Okay. |
| Jon | Everybody’s got their own phone. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| George | But this was like… |
| Mo | Yep. |
| Jon | No problems. |
| George | prototypical 80s, there’s one phone in a house and the whole episode, like the father gets arrested because they end up like calling the president and all this craziness that happens. |
| Jon | Yep. Hooked on the wall. |
| George | And then at the end, the father’s like, you know, maybe it’s worth the extra $12 to give her her own line. i was like, really? That’s where we got to in this episode. |
| Jon | but |
| George | Yeah. Oh, just silly stuff. Brian Tanner played by Benji Gregory. Never really did anything after this series either, to Mo’s point. |
| Mo | oh man |
| George | um I think he was one of the child actors who probably ended up hating acting after this experience, and I can understand why from what I’ve read and what we’ve talked about, but… |
| Mo | um my |
| Jon | yeah i fell through a lot of trap doors i don’t want to do that again |
| Mo | yeah really |
| George | Yeah. ah He was, you know, he was the kid. He didn’t quite do as good a job as, say, the Olsen twins did on their show, right? |
| Jon | e |
| George | Like, they could deliver their lines, you know, and get the cute laughs and everything. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | i don’t think he was quite as effective at it, but he did what he could, right? |
| Jon | He was fine. Yeah. |
| George | It’s not like he had Shakespeare to work with here. |
| Jon | Yeah. Right. |
| Mo | It’s a puppet. |
| George | Yeah, exactly. ah They did have, John, you talked about that third child, Eric Tanner, that came in later on, played by Charles Nickerson. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | I know nothing about this person other than he was a baby on the show. |
| Jon | He was a baby. he was a baby. |
| George | That’s it. |
| Jon | He he did great. |
| George | ah He Googled in God when he needed to. |
| Jon | And he was and it was often not there. He probably wasn’t fed up because often they had the doll, you know, a stunt puppet doll for him so he didn’t have the baby on the set all the time. |
| George | Right. |
| Mo | Wasn’t that the death knell of 70s, 80s sitcoms is when they added the baby? |
| George | Right. Yeah. |
| Jon | Yeah, that’s that’s a shark jump situation. |
| Mo | ah Like, yeah, exactly. |
| George | Like family ties, growing pains. Yep. |
| Mo | Like something’s wrong with the show. |
| Jon | Yep, yep. |
| George | Yeah. |
| Mo | We’re adding a baby like, oh, oh, |
| Jon | Yep. |
| Jon | you’ll Probably… |
| George | Well, Oh, go ahead. |
| Jon | Is okay? as ca I was going to grab it. |
| George | Yeah. Yeah. I’m sorry. |
| Jon | if you Yeah, that’s okay. |
| George | I didn’t, I thought we were. Yes. |
| Jon | Now, probably the actor who has the most to complain about, but complain the least, was Lucky Tanner, the cat. Alf was famously, he loved eating cats. |
| Jon | How he knew he loved to eat cats, I don’t know. |
| George | Yes. |
| Jon | Were there cats on Melmac? |
| Mo | Yeah, I know. That that was weird. |
| Jon | He had not had one until he got here. And I apparently look, they never show him eating a cat, but he’s always trying to eat a cat. So you have to assume he eats cats or maybe the cats look like something he ate on his home planet. |
| Jon | But the point is, in the very first episode, he’s always chasing Lucky the cat trying to eat him. |
| Mo | Well, whatever. ah |
| George | he |
| Jon | He famously never does. So, so it was, you know, over the years, I expect it was several different cats that they had throughout there, but did they have two different cats? |
| George | They had two. Yeah. |
| Jon | Yeah. Two different cats. |
| George | Yep. |
| Jon | They look the same. They didn’t change. It’s not like one got eaten and they got a black one instead of this other one. |
| George | No, they even, in one of the episodes, like very early on for season one, they had two cats that looked almost identical. They were probably, you know, changing them in and out because the cat ran away and the family assumed Alf had eaten it. |
| George | And so Alf went on a mission to go find it. |
| Jon | Oh, right. a Fake cat. |
| George | And at the cat shelter, he found what he thought was lucky and they called it lucky. |
| Jon | Yep. |
| George | It was wearing the same collar, but it wasn’t their cat. They found their cat in the next door neighbor’s basement. |
| Jon | That’s probably one of the other cats that’s normally lucky, but… |
| Mo | Oh, |
| George | Right. |
| Jon | All |
| George | Yeah, I mean, there’s not a lot to go on the production crew behind the series other than the producers. |
| Jon | right. |
| Jon | Yeah. Yeah. |
| George | I dug and dug and dug. There’s nobody really that you recognize outside the people we talked to. So that’s why i just didn’t include a lot of them in this. There were some other people that played other roles later on in seasons two, three, and four, but nobody were series regulars. I think, what’s that? |
| George | Oh my goodness. The guy who was on Too Close for Comfort, Jim… Oh, goodness. |
| Jon | Jim J. |
| George | i |
| Jon | Bullard? Jim J. |
| George | Yeah, he was he was on this show in like seasons two or three for a little while as another neighbor or something like that. |
| Jon | Dillard? Jim? Yeah. |
| Jon | Okay. |
| Mo | Okay. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | But other than that, it just I don’t think there were a lot of people signing up to be on the show. |
| Jon | Gotcha. Yep. |
| George | I’m guessing that the main cast members probably put the kibosh on that by talking in the lunch line like, hey, guys, you don’t want to ever guest on this show. |
| Jon | You don’t want to be on this thing. |
| George | This thing sucks. |
| Jon | Yeah. All right. When we get back from the break, we’re going to as we often try to do. And it could be challenging here to pick our favorite memory or thing about ALF when we look back on it. |
| Jon | Now, this is typically the part of a show like this, a backtrack like this, where you go champion a track off this album, or what’s your favorite episode of this, or what’s your favorite line from this movie? We don’t have a super tight connection with this series other than how it permeated our pop culture as Generation Xers growing up. So what we’re doing in this segment is what is our favorite thing about the series holistically, about its existence in our pop culture universe, about the show in general. So, George, why don’t we start with you? |
| Jon | What is your favorite thing about the series, ALF? |
| George | I mean, the only thing to really hang your hat on, and we talked about it already, all the best jokes and lines went to Alf. So his just over-the-top ridiculousness, that laugh that he would do, ha, ha, ha, and slap the table because he was so funny to himself, the horrible puns that he would riff on. |
| George | I mean, just… I guess that’s the only thing that, as a child, when I was young, because this came out in 86, so I was… |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. |
| Mo | Yeah. Yeah. |
| George | So that’s the closest I could get to a favorite thing because it was that young person’s humor style that would have appealed to me. |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. |
| George | And I would have thought was funny. Um, the rest of the stuff going back and watching it now, it was little, little tedious, um, getting through the episodes that I did. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | i think, it’s one of those things we, we talked about it. Was it earlier up here where we talked about the two and a half star classic, right? This, this feels like maybe a half star classic. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. Yeah. |
| George | Um, cause it was, again, um okay. |
| Jon | Oh, ouch. |
| Mo | Maybe one star. mean, come on. |
| Jon | Come on, you get a star. |
| George | I’ll give him one star and that star blew up cause it was called Mel Mac. No, um, it was, |
| Mo | yeah |
| George | It was good in that it was lighthearted humor that you didn’t have to think about a lot. And so it allowed you to have a palate cleanser for your brain if you had been dealing with a bunch of stuff during the day, I think. |
| Jon | True. |
| George | And as a kid, i didn’t have a lot of those deep things, but I remember my mother would watch the show with me and she would absolutely fall out of her chair laughing at ALF. |
| Mo | Okay. |
| George | when he would do his jokes and he would try to eat the cat or, you know, all the different, she would, she just thought that was so funny. And I remember as I got older thinking that shows like that made it more, it made it easier for her to tolerate the days that she had to deal with as an adult. |
| Mo | Sure. I get that. |
| Jon | It was a primetime pablum. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| Jon | It wasn’t deep. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| Jon | It was easy to watch. |
| George | Yeah. Right. |
| Jon | You didn’t need to know any mythology. Here’s an alien living with people. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| Jon | What happens? Girl wants a phone. |
| George | Right. |
| Jon | There’s the show, right? That’s it. Like you said. So, yeah. |
| George | Writes itself, pretty much. What about you, John? |
| Jon | Yeah, right. It does. |
| George | do you have a Do you have a favorite thing? I’m kind of guessing I might know what your favorite thing might be. |
| Mo | I wonder what it is. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| Mo | i wonder, huh? |
| Jon | Well, you know, I’ve always been a fan of puppetry of any form or fashion. And even when I was watching this as a kid, now keep in mind when this came out, I wasn’t a kid kid, right? I was 16, 17. |
| George | Right. |
| Jon | Maybe I was like the age of the girl in the show. But even then, I understood something about puppetry and production. And I had dabbled in trying to make puppets and things like that. And I watch these shows even today. I remember watching them as a kid studying the puppetry. |
| George | o |
| Jon | And it’s distracting for me in a way that I didn’t watch the story very well. But so here’s Alf sitting on the couch. Am I listening to Alf talk about what he’s talking about? no I’m like, where’s the puppeteer? |
| Jon | So it’s got to be a hollow couch. So he’s got to be reaching through. |
| Mo | Oh, okay. |
| Jon | These are fake feet. got Oh, the fake feet are moving. That’s a great touch. |
| Mo | So that’s the assistant. |
| Jon | And then it right and then it would the assistant and then it would cut from the puppeteer to the full body suit. And I’m like, oh, that was a good cut because he turned the puppet started moving. |
| Jon | They did a cut. The guy was already moving. It was watching the logistics of what’s going on. How are they getting this done? I remember seeing one that he was sitting on the floor. |
| Jon | And I’m like, well, there has to be a a trap door right there. So later when he wasn’t there, I’m looking for the trap door because I want to see if I can see it, the hole in the carpet, you know? |
| George | Right. |
| George | ah |
| Jon | So was all those studying the artist, artistry of the puppetry is what I remember and still enjoy the most about the series. |
| Mo | technical |
| George | You know, i I was when I rewatched these episodes, I noticed a thing that I didn’t remember from when the series was first out. And I wondered if you picked up on it and if you had some insight into or not. |
| George | So there’s all the scenes, you know, he’s he’s moving his head, his hands, like you mentioned before, with multiple people and the legs that you were talking about. |
| Mo | Mm-hmm. |
| George | But I hadn’t noticed that. that the ears were also moving. |
| Jon | Articulated. |
| George | There was a scene where like it was like if he was a little bit sad or getting yelled at by the mother or something like that, the ears would kind of bend down from the tips like a dog’s ears go flat if they’re getting yelled that kind of thing. |
| Jon | Sometimes. Yep. |
| Jon | Yep. |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. |
| George | I wonder if, like, de’t is that just a typical, like, saying oh, yeah, that’s easy to do, nobody… i That kind of… I kind of got fixated on that a little bit in this rewatch. |
| Mo | Mm-hmm. |
| Jon | Yeah, it was. So you can understand maybe why Fusco wanted to protect this puppet, because it was a good puppet. It was really good. it had a lot of articulation. had blinking eyes. The mouth was just a standard open, closed mouth, ah but it had the ears. |
| George | Right. Yep. |
| Jon | And depending upon, those are usually hooked up to, you know, it’s a wire with a little little rig down below. |
| George | ah |
| Jon | Sometimes the puppeteer who’s doing the mouth can do it. Like, they’ll have the wire hooked to your pinky finger. And that’s probably how you can blink or move the ears. Or sometimes it’s an assistant will do it. |
| George | Gotcha. |
| Jon | um Think of… um You ever watch Jeff Dunham, the ventriloquist, right? |
| George | Right. Mm hmm. |
| Jon | His characters can wiggle their ears sometimes, move their eyes sometimes. |
| George | Yeah. |
| George | Yeah. |
| Jon | They’re little levers and things often inside of ventriloquist dummies because you just have one guy. |
| Mo | That’s pretty cool. |
| Jon | And so it tells me that Fusco was, he was right to protect that puppet. It was intricate. It wasn’t a sock puppet. And it was an involved puppet. There was involved puppetry going on in it. It wasn’t just open and close his mouth. He was emoting somewhat. So that’s, |
| Jon | It’s part of the cool thing I like. |
| George | That’s, that’s gotta take a lot of skill and practice to get muscle memory, to get so used to that. |
| Mo | Oh yeah, I imagine. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| Mo | is |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | Because I’m thinking like, if I had my, you know, hand trying to work his mouth and I had like the pinky maybe or whatever, trying to control a thing, like I would have to like be thinking about that consciously, like, Oh, time to move the, move the ear or blink the eye or something like that. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | Got to move my pinky. Yeah. Obviously he got so used to it and good at it. that It was just second nature. |
| Mo | imagine. |
| Jon | Well, you know, so George, you were, you played a lot of baseball. |
| George | That’s, that’s pretty fascinating. |
| Jon | You’re a big baseball player. You learned muscle memory. |
| George | Right. |
| Jon | You learned when to catch a ball, turn and pitch it to first. |
| George | ye |
| Jon | You didn’t think about that. |
| George | Yeah. |
| Jon | You learned what that felt like to do. When you caught the ball, you were doing it. |
| George | It was automatic. Yeah. |
| Jon | When you’re a good puppeteer, you know that character and you’re not thinking about when do I need to blink the eyes? It becomes part of like, oh, this feels like a natural spot. It just kind of happens and life comes out of it. |
| George | cause Because those are automated things that we we don’t think about blinking our eyes usually, right? |
| Jon | Right. Yep. Yep. So there’s my puppet talk. |
| George | Pretty cool. |
| Jon | I loved watching the artistry of the puppeteering. So Mo, I feel bad for you. You didn’t watch this much. |
| Mo | Well. |
| Jon | You don’t have much of a connection. What’s your favorite thing about Alf? |
| Mo | So, well, one, you know, at first I thought, OK, it’s unique show concept, right you get the whole alien. Then it’s not. it’s It’s a typical family sitcom, right? He could be the weird uncle. |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. Okay. |
| Mo | actually you know instead an alien um but one thing so i only watched a few episodes so i watched the pilot obviously i figured give me a good feel for it and then i watched the christmas episode in season two yeah that’s one of the reasons watched i heard it’s like one of the most popular ones and i watched that and i i actually felt but i felt like wow this is what the show could have been |
| Jon | ah ah Okay. Yeah. All |
| Jon | right. |
| George | oh |
| Jon | That’s a very popular episode. Yes. |
| Jon | Mm. |
| Mo | You know, because it was very emotional. He wasn’t a jerk through the whole thing. |
| George | Right. |
| Mo | Like he actually had like a layer, you know, and and I’m like, wow, I said this this whole series could have been this and it would have been probably a great series, you know, but instead this was definitely seemed like it was a one off. |
| George | Right. |
| Jon | Ooh. Ooh. |
| Jon | Mm. |
| Mo | Like they want a sentimental Christmas episode, which I got, you know, but yes, so i was a little disappointed in that actually. |
| Jon | Yep. |
| Jon | I tell you, Mo, George definitely saw this one, if ah this one episode. I want to recommend one to you if you go back and watch, if you if you watch one more episode in your life. |
| Mo | Okay. |
| Jon | um I might be toward the end of the first the first season, but there’s an episode very reminiscent of, there’s a section of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein where Frankenstein is befriended by an old blind man who doesn’t know he’s a monster. |
| Mo | Right. Yes. Right. |
| Jon | There is an episode where a blind woman befriends Alf and thinks he’s a talking bear. And it’s actually very touching because he’s like cares about a person in a way that he typically doesn’t because he’s being accepted much of the way Frankenstein was accepted by the old man with no pre, you know, I’m not afraid of you because you’re an alien. |
| Mo | Right, right. |
| Jon | Why she was okay the talking and bear. i I don’t know, but it’s, it’s one of those kinds of stories. |
| Mo | I don’t know either. |
| George | Yeah, right |
| Jon | It’s a classic story. They didn’t invent for Alf, but they did it well. That’s a great episode too. |
| Mo | Okay. |
| Jon | So if what you like is what it could have been, |
| Mo | Okay. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| Jon | There are a few sprinkled episodes in there that are interesting. |
| Mo | Oh, they’re speaking all around. Okay. All right. |
| Jon | So, yeah, I don’t know what it was called, but it’s worth looking. |
| Mo | I’m sure I can find it. |
| Jon | Did you see that one, George? You know i’m talking about? |
| George | I do remember that one. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | um I didn’t rewatch it for this, but the one that, um the one thing that comes to mind is I don’t remember there being |
| Jon | Okay. Yeah. |
| George | a drama episode. So typically in the eighties sitcoms would always have that one episode, right? |
| Jon | Very special. |
| Mo | Right, which is all like no laugh track, no… |
| George | A character gets robbed or somebody there’s a death near the family kind of thing, or some horrific tragic event happens to an individual. |
| Jon | Right. |
| Mo | Right. |
| George | That’s a main character, you know, maybe you know, like some kind of assault or something or drugs. |
| Jon | Yep. |
| Jon | Right. |
| George | There was always a drug episode. |
| Mo | Yeah, something bad, like something tragic for sure. |
| Jon | Yep. Yeah. Right. |
| George | I don’t remember if there was one of those in this series because i don’t think they cared |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. |
| George | about the audience in that way. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | ah It literally felt like they were just running through joke after joke after joke. |
| Mo | Mm-hmm. |
| Mo | Yeah. Mm-hmm. |
| George | How many, how how many laughs can we get for the puppet? |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | That was what it felt like in most of the episodes. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| Mo | Mm-hmm. |
| George | So I’m glad that Mo, you found that Christmas one. Cause you’re right. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | That’s the most popular one probably. And John’s episode with the, ah with the talking bear blind woman. I remember that one as well. Those, i don’t think there were very many of those in the series though. |
| Jon | No, no. Right. It would have been in the promo, you know, and then this Thursday on a very special Alf. Yeah. |
| Mo | Right. |
| Mo | Yeah. Yeah. |
| Jon | ah We never got a very special ALF. We just got ALF. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| Jon | Whatever you might think about the dramatic value of ALF. Okay. |
| Mo | It’s not Shakespeare. Yeah. |
| Jon | No, no. |
| George | he |
| Jon | as we As we noted, it definitely permeated Gen X pop culture during the time that was out and well beyond, too. |
| Mo | yeah |
| Jon | I mentioned all the merchandising, the lunchboxes and the TV trays and the dolls and the pillowcases and the sheet sets and the curtains and the T-shirts and every. |
| Mo | Oh my god, yeah. |
| George | t-shirts oh yeah mm-hmm |
| Mo | Yeah, mugs, everything. |
| Jon | And of course, puppets. Everybody wanted to do, you know, play with a puppet. um But sometimes it stops there. That wasn’t the, when ALF ended, the merchandising and stuff might’ve started to dry up, but our fascination with ALF did not end at the end of that series. |
| George | no well and interestingly enough some of the things happened while the series was still on so |
| Jon | In the midst of it. |
| Mo | Oh. |
| Jon | Okay. |
| George | Yeah, there was an animated series, 1987, that was set on Alf’s home planet, so it’s kind of like a prequel to the storyline of the TV show. |
| Mo | Oh, Okay. |
| Jon | Really? |
| Mo | Oh, okay. |
| George | Yeah, and it’s all about Alf and his family on Melmac and all that kind of stuff. |
| Jon | Oh. |
| Jon | it’s cool. No people. |
| George | Yeah, nope just just them on Melmac. Interesting, they did um they had another thing too, like the next year called Alf Tales, which was Gordon and the cast of characters from season one and recast them as characters from assorted classic fairy tales. |
| Mo | What? |
| Jon | What? |
| George | Yeah, so like if have you ever seen the Once up Upon a Deadpool, the little thing where it like they took and they did the Princess Bride version of Deadpool? |
| Mo | Huh? |
| Mo | Oh, yeah, yeah. |
| Jon | Like a what if he kind of thing. |
| Mo | Yes. |
| George | Yeah, like a slightly so askew universe kind of thing. |
| Mo | it It was more of a goof, really. Yeah. |
| Jon | Okay. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| George | Yeah. Again, while the regular series is going on, let’s do something else. |
| Mo | Okay. |
| George | Why not? Because ALF is so popular right now. |
| Mo | ah Sure. Go for it. |
| George | Let’s throw him into something else. |
| Jon | All I could think was Alf Tales. Woo. |
| Jon | Not to be confused. ah So I’m going to pay off on something I promised earlier, Mo. You said that was it. |
| Mo | Yeah, i did I just end it there? |
| Jon | We never heard about what happened to him. |
| Mo | Uh-oh. |
| Jon | Well, in 1996. |
| Mo | Oh, that took a while. |
| George | Yeah, four years. |
| Jon | Seven, seven or eight years after the end of the series. Right. There was a made for TV movie called Project Alf. |
| Jon | Now, it’s not a good made-for-TV movie, but if you were wondering what happened to Alf, I watched part of this movie, I’ll say. |
| George | ah |
| Mo | Not really, but okay. |
| Jon | so |
| George | he |
| Jon | I watched enough to know what’s going on. I watched a note enough to know that Martin Sheen is in it. |
| Mo | What? |
| George | what |
| Jon | Martin Sheen is a general who… So let me back up a little bit. In this future of what’s going on, Alpha was not dissected or poked with needles or killed or anything. |
| Mo | Okay. |
| Jon | He’s living at a top secret facility like a king. |
| Mo | okay |
| Jon | He’s got… |
| George | Oh, Lord. |
| Jon | He has talked his way into getting everything he wants. He has this palatial suite. He gambles and takes money off of all the servicemen around that are guarding him. He gets regular massages and he has three hour lunches and because he’s an alien and they do little interviews and testing on it, but he gets everything that he wants. |
| Jon | Martin Sheen plays this general who is dead set that Project ALF should be terminated and so should ALF. Because it turns out his mother once saw an alien and no one believed her. |
| Jon | And she died lonely. And he wants to take it out on Elf. |
| George | I don’t blame him. |
| Mo | Was this through Martin Sheen’s drug times? that |
| Jon | Oh, I’m sure it had to be. It sure it had to be. Probably my favorite. There were several little cameos in this. My favorite cameo, Ray Walston. You might know the name. |
| George | Really? |
| Jon | He was the Martian in My Favorite Martian with Bill Bixby. |
| George | My favorite Martian, yep. |
| Mo | Yes, right, right. |
| Jon | He shows up in there. He’s not an alien at all, but the nod that like, we know what that actor did. We know who he actually is well known for. Let him be in this alien show. |
| Jon | So Alf escapes. Actually, these two people that take care of him know that he’s in danger. They help him escape. They, you know, eventually I’ll let you watch it yourself if you want to know, but there was a movie and we learned that he didn’t die and he had a semi happy ending. |
| George | You know, you were talking about the guest appearances and stuff in that one. It reminded me, the original series in that season one, the episode where they they called the president got in all kinds of trouble. |
| George | One of the people on the president’s plane was from that TV show WKRP in Cincinnati, the actor who played Les Nesman, the news guy. |
| Mo | Oh, really? |
| Jon | Oh, yeah. |
| Mo | yeah |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | He plays a radio operator in that show on the airplane. |
| Jon | Great. Yeah. |
| George | It’s just so funny to me, all the silly little… Like, they would get people to come guest on there from other things that maybe their careers didn’t take off after the thing they were known for. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | But Martin Sheen? |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | Well… |
| Jon | Yep. |
| Mo | Okay. |
| George | That’s not the only ALF show, by the way. |
| Mo | All right. |
| Jon | okay No? |
| George | There is one more ALF thing to talk about as far as what’s already been produced. |
| Mo | There’s more. |
| George | In 2004, there was an ALF talk show set up just like The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, and co-starred Ed McMahon as his sidekick. |
| Jon | No, there wasn’t. |
| Jon | ought what |
| George | Yeah. |
| Jon | Wait. |
| Mo | When did Johnny Carson end? What was it? Is that after 2004? |
| Jon | Oh, yeah. and No, no, either before that. |
| George | Yeah. |
| Jon | even before that |
| Mo | Yeah, yeah, before that. So, McMahon was available. |
| George | Yeah. |
| Jon | Was this a one-off or like a series? |
| Mo | Oh, |
| George | Honestly, I don’t know. |
| Jon | Okay. |
| Mo | my God. |
| George | i i didn’t go watch it because I was too afraid to see what that would be like. |
| Jon | All right. It sounds like a gimmick. |
| George | Can you imagine the ALF character with all of his laughing and bad puns sitting next to an Ed McMahon character? And Ed McMahon in 2004, you would imagine, had to be the most embarrassed human being on the planet to know that what he had done with Johnny Carson was now being twisted into this ALF thing. |
| Mo | um my god |
| Jon | That’s a downgrade. |
| George | i don’t even know was I don’t even know if Ed McMahon was alive. He might have been a dead zombie on the show for all I know. I don’t know when Ed McMahon died, but could have been another cartoon for all I know, but. |
| Jon | He might have wished he was. I don’t know. |
| Mo | Jeez. |
| Jon | I’m super fascinated. |
| Mo | That’s crazy. |
| Jon | Like, I want to i want to see. |
| Mo | want to watch one of them, right? |
| Jon | I want to see. Yeah. |
| George | Now, you’d think that that’s where the legacy would end. |
| Jon | Damn. him |
| George | However, apparently there were a lot of people who loved ALF in the 80s and have grown up to work in Hollywood now, and so they keep wanting to bring this damn thing back. |
| Jon | That didn’t kill it? |
| Jon | Oh. |
| George | 2018, Warner Brothers Television announced the development of an ALF reboot. |
| Jon | Sure. |
| Mo | jeez. |
| Mo | Huh. |
| George | It later got cancered canceled. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| George | That same year, got cancer. should have gotten cancer. |
| Jon | Wow. |
| George | But… ah Then, just a few years ago, in February of 2022, a company named Shout Studios acquired the distribution rights to the ALF titles and developed new ALF-related content with the company Maximum Effort. |
| Mo | OK, if you not that long ago |
| Jon | Oh, yeah. |
| George | Do you guys know who… |
| Jon | That’s Ryan Reynolds company, right? |
| George | That is Ryan Reynolds, Maximum Effort Deadpool. |
| Mo | Oh, my God. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | Yeah. They’re joining the, they joined the whole production thing in 2023 to develop new material for ALF. |
| Jon | Wow. I’ll tell you what. So here’s the thing. we We mentioned this at the end of the short circuit backtrack. |
| George | Mm-hmm. |
| Jon | Alpha is not hallowed ground. |
| Mo | No. |
| Jon | You could do something more with it Mo, you just pointed out so much more could have been done with what they had, but they really just didn’t dig in and do what was potentially there. |
| Jon | I think you could do something more interesting with that concept today than what they delivered in the 80s. I’m not mad at that idea. |
| Mo | no no |
| George | No, I’m not either. And I kind of think that there is a model already in place for this. So I don’t know if you guys watched it or not, but there was a couple of movies in the eighties, Teen Wolf and Teen Wolf two first with Michael J. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| Jon | Yep. |
| George | Fox, then with Jason Bateman in the sequel, which not well received, but um there was an, there was an MTV Teen Wolf series that was done later on. |
| Jon | Yep. Yep. |
| Mo | Mm-hmm. |
| George | That was much more dramatic. |
| Jon | Oh, right. More dark. Yeah, darker. Yeah, I remember that. |
| George | Yeah, I think they could do something like that here. Can you imagine if Alf crashes into the typical suburb family’s home? |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | And instead of being like this wisecracking cat eating Alf that we know, he’s like mysteriously dangerous and maybe the family feels like it’s held hostage a little bit. |
| Jon | Mm-hmm. |
| Jon | Less cute. A little more alien. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| George | Yeah. Yeah. |
| Jon | There’s potential there. Yep. |
| Mo | He gets the cat. |
| George | ah gets |
| Mo | ah |
| Jon | In the pilot, the cat is eaten. |
| George | He eats the cat and the baby. The third season baby is gone. |
| Mo | Yeah. yeah |
| Jon | That’s the twist. It’s like Kenny. The cat dies every episode. |
| Mo | Every episode. |
| George | Right? |
| Jon | You bastard. You ate lucky. |
| George | yeah |
| Jon | I think I’d watch that. I think I’d watch a darker modern elf. Mo, how about you? |
| Mo | I would give it a shot. I would definitely give it a shot. |
| Jon | Would you give it shot? |
| Mo | oh Absolutely. I’d give it a shot. |
| Jon | Yeah. What do you think, George? |
| George | Yeah, I mean, if nothing else, just for you know curiosity’s sake, and you know I’d watch it before I’d go back and watch the rest of the seasons of the original series. |
| Mo | Yeah. |
| Jon | Yeah. |
| Jon | The original Alf. The original Alf. Yeah. All right. Okay. I think it’s a good place to wrap up this episode. Of course, George, I want to thank you for all your research that you did to carry us through this one. |
| George | Yeah. |
| Jon | Really appreciate it. Mo really appreciates it because he didn’t know any of this stuff. |
| Mo | Yeah. I knew nothing. |
| Jon | So that’s… |
| George | Ha ha! |
| Mo | Now I feel like I fake it. |
| Jon | ah Before we… now you can Now you can pretend you know, right? |
| Mo | Now I can. Yeah, can totally fake it. |
| Jon | Yeah, there you we can work it out. Before I leave you, I want to thank a couple of brand new Patreon supporters. These are folks who headed over to genxgrownup.com slash Patreon, opened up their hearts in their wallets, set up a regular recurring pledge for as little as a dollar a month to support what we do. |
| Jon | And that’s Michael T. and William M. They both signed up since we last spoke. |
| Mo | Awesome. |
| Jon | or I mean, maybe a little farther back, but i want to make sure I thanked both of you as folks who are helping to make sure we can continue to do what we do. And I know on many episodes, I mentioned this, want to make sure I point out that If you enjoy this podcast, not only will becoming a patron help us pay for what it costs to produce this podcast and the platforms that we use, but also if you’re at that $5 level or higher, you’ll get an advertisement free feed of this show. |
| Jon | So no ads, just the cool throwback ads. That’s it. None of the commercials, none of the stuff are modern. Just it’s a little extra. We try to throw your way to thank you for supporting us. And Michael T, William M, thank you for throwing your hat in the ring and saying, we want to support. |
| Mo | That’s awesome. |
| Jon | Gen X grownup. We love you for that. That then is going to wrap it up for this backtrack all about ALF. Don’t worry though. If you were worried, you should not worry. We’ll be back in a couple of weeks with another backtrack. Next week is a standard edition of our show. Until then, I am John George. Thank you again so much for being here. |
| George | Yes, sir. |
| Jon | Mo, you know, i appreciate you, buddy. |
| Mo | Always fun, man. |
| Jon | Fourth listener, it’s you. We all appreciate most of all, though. We can’t wait to talk to you again next time. Bye-bye. |
| George | See you guys. |
| Mo | Take care, everybody. |




